Capricorn (December 21 to January 19)
Without realizing how it happened, you might very well find yourself in the middle of a bad situation. No worries – all you need to do is simply call upon your highly sophisticated ability to create an entertaining distraction and you’re home free! Before you know it, your accusers will be totally enraptured with your antics and forget all about that little mishap in the kitchen.
Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
The days promise to be filled with a maze of unexpected twists and turns that are sure to amuse you. View everything in your world as a potential source of entertainment, but be mindful not to leave behind any incriminating evidence. Consider engaging in an out of the ordinary activity… like a refreshing drink from the toilet bowl or a leisurely stroll on the kitchen counter. When you settle down for the night, know that there will be other days more suitable for more pristine behavior.
Pisces (February 19 to March 19)
A little self-indulgent behavior is on your ‘must do’ list – and a long, leisurely nap might be a good place to start. Those who love you might misinterpret your quiet, subdued demeanor, but you know that you’re feeling just fine and only taking advantage of some much deserved R & R. Don’t feel like you’re being too lazy – I see many more active days in your future.
Aries (March 20 to April 18)
Recent sleeping patterns have been disrupted – is it that pesky neighbor dog barking or all that nearby construction? Well, no matter. Sneak in some extra catnaps soon before kids are home for the holidays. Rumors of guests visiting this month are true, so be sure to locate a secure hiding spot to feel safe until you’re ready to make an appearance.
Taurus (April 19 to May 19)
Those old toys of yours are beginning to show their age; it may be time for new ones. Gather them up and toss them around a bit when your owners are home. This sudden display of interest may have a surprise arrival showing up in your toy basket soon. Be on your best behavior and hold off on any chewing and scratching (even if your people haven’t noticed the damage – yet).
Gemini (May 20 to June 19)
It's no use putting off your regular brushing any longer. Things have been busy around the house, and maybe you've been overlooked a bit. The loose hair that you leave after rubbing up against the couch, though, is a sure reminder for your people that not only are you still in need of attention, but that a little grooming wouldn’t hurt, either. Once you get the necessary attention, try hanging around in the kitchen during dinner preparation; there just may be a special scrap with your name on it to help make up for ignoring you.
Cancer (June 20 to July 21)
Keep on the lookout for open shades in the house this month, and take in some afternoon bird watching. Nearby feeders have recently been refilled and your favorite feathered friends are arriving in flocks. With all the new birds coming in with the change in season, and there’ll be plenty to see. Watch out, though, for that new stray that has started to move in on your territory. He may just be after your flying friends.
Leo (July 22 to August 21)
Hang out by the back door this month for your chance to slip outside. Even if your exploration is only brief, a quick bite of grass and some fresh air is all you need. Once you’re shuttled back inside, don’t think your fun is over. Start looking for a package to come for your people sometime this month. That’ll mean a new box to hide in and some great Styrofoam peanuts to play with. Trust me; you'll be the center of attention – at least for the evening.
Virgo (August 22 to September 21)
Expect a special visitor this month for supper – maybe even several. Use all your significant powers of persuasion, and you may just get some sweet scraps from the table. Don’t be too pushy, though, or those very same powers may just get you a light swat on the bottom. Even if you are banished, try to keep that temper in check. Clawing holes in your guest’s coat may not end up as satisfying as you may think.
Libra (September 22 to October 21)
Don’t be too surprised if something you thought was sufficiently buried is suddenly discovered. Best to play it coy, avoid eye contact, and wait until the suspicions of your involvement subside. Stick to playing with your toys and innocently batting those balls around the floor. The cuter you are, the less suspicious they’ll be.
Scorpio (October 22 to November 21)
Feeling like your imagination could use a jolt of rejuvenation? If so, cut the catnap short and seek out things that will intrigue you and appeal to your natural feline curiosity. If you nose around in the right places, you’re likely to discover a few interesting things to entertain you and get the creative energies flowing. Be careful, though, and try to avoid the things your people think they have hidden from you. It’s a busy month for them, so let them think they’re smarter than you – just this once.
Sagittarius (November 22 to December 20)
This month, more than ever, your associations with the people in your world are likely to dictate your own level of happiness. Sudden and unexpected bursts of energy that result in racing through the home may not be well received during this hectic month. It may be better to spend some time playing with your quiet toys or climbing on your trees and in your condos until you find out what kind of mood your people are in. Believe me; they’ll appreciate it.
