Capricorn (December 21 to January 19)
Your reliable skills as a retriever will likely come in handy this month, and your efforts will be handsomely rewarded. All that sniffing will tire out your snout, so take some well-deserved rest on the couch after locating those lost possessions. After all your effort, doggone it, you're worth it!
Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
The stars forecast nothing but fun this month for you! That could mean a few fun puppy play dates, some car rides, maybe even some walks around the block! Enjoy this special time while it lasts. The fickle stars can turn the tides when you least expect it, and mutt merriment can go to canine calamity in no time!
Pisces (February 19 to March 19)
Show your funny side and be the comedic canine! Not only can chasing your tail be a whole lot of fun for you, but it can also bring great laughs to those around you! You will have a positive effect on all around you, which is good for your 
disposition. Digging is not wise. It just gets you scolded. And that's no fun!
Aries (March 20 to April 18)
Listening will be your best bet this month (you weren't given those great big floppy ears for nothing!). Your impulsive spirit will land you in the doghouse if you don't perk up your ears, sit, and stay! Expect another pup to ask for a favor soon. It will be the perfect chance to leave your "mark".
Taurus (April 19 to May 19)
Patience is a virtue, and a patient pup will reap tons of tasty treats! Try not to be too eager when it comes to getting your way. No need to bowl your master over, a simple nuzzle will do the trick. Cool colors in the aura of the cosmos predict that this could be your month for making new puppy pals.
Gemini (May 20 to June 19)
A long summer day is good for little more than lounging in a shady spot in the backyard. There will be plenty of those this week for you! It's a good time to rest those weary paws, letting your ears flap in the summer breeze. Resist the urge to dig, though, it could spell big trouble for you (like a b-a-t-h)!
Cancer (June 20 to July 21)
Moodiness isn't getting you anywhere. Nobody likes a crabby canine, so it's time that you found your inner happy dog. You will find that things will go your way when you aren't always a grouchy growler. You might learn a thing or two from the incessantly cheerful Golden Retriever down the street!
Leo (July 22 to August 21)
It can be so "ruff" being a dog, can't it? Some things you do to show humans affection, might often be misunderstood. Considering the vague aura in the atmosphere, if you are feeling warm and fuzzy, it might be better to stick to your pooch pals for now. They always seem to know where you are coming from.
Virgo (August 22 to September 21)
Try to stay out of the doghouse this month. Don't stick your snout into anything that you can't see, and do what you're told. Keep a level head, even with those who have a bone to pick with you. The favorable atmospheric conditions say that it's a good time to learn a new trick; you will be very successful!
Libra (September 22 to October 21)
Certain situations or humans might stifle your desire to have fun. 
The lunar chart declares that it's only temporary; so don't get your fur too ruffled. In the meantime, curl up and nap in a sunny window. New dogs in the neighborhood will approach you. NO need for you to worry, they want to be your pals!
Scorpio (October 22 to November 21)
Seize the opportunity to run off your leash this month. Run in circles, chase the birds, live leash-free! But stay close to home! Despite those floppy ears, your sense of direction isn't what it used to be, and you might get lost. A bath with all the trimmings is looming in the near future.
Sagittarius (November 22 to December 20)
It's your month to shine! Kick up your paws and do a doggie dance! Your dandy doggy disposition and cheerful mood are contagious, so be sure to spread that puppy love everywhere you go! Thanks to some warm cosmic rays those around you will be grateful for your good nature.
